Joseph

This guy has impeccable style.  He's an old-fashioned sort, plucked straight from the 1950s, the kind of man that always opens doors for ladies, lowers his voice and leans in when he's telling a good joke, has an affinity for good music, and is shamelessly devoted to Our Lady.

Joseph is charming, funny, and--yes, ladies!--incredibly single.  You should be so lucky as to catch his eye.  :)