Why is it that a pair of jeans will fit perfectly in the store, and then I wear and wash them once, only to discover that the butt has ballooned and bagged...and the entire pantaloon is plunging past my waistline?
I can't keep anything up these days, and I begin to wonder if I missed the call to be a plumber.
I'm embarrassed to lean over, I'm self-conscious in church, and I don't want the bunch-up that comes from wearing a belt.
Is it just me who's having trouble keeping UP with current fashion? What a downer!
