Associated Press (AP) -- This week the popular Catholic rock band A Mirror Darkly has been holding auditions for the positions of lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, and drummer.
John Britcher, spokesman and bass guitarist of A Mirror Darkly, remained silent when questioned by Spin magazine, but rumor has it that next week the band will announce 23-year-old Channing Dale as its new rhythm guitarist.
Little is known about this rising star, but one insider told us, "She's amazing. She's a faith-filled musician that will bring a unique dynamic to the band. Everybody is going to love her."
Chris Pyne, the band's keyboardist, announced that Craig List, the band's manager, has arranged for three drummers and six lead guitarists to audition in the coming weeks.
"It's an exciting time for us," Pyne said. "We are open to whomever God gives us."