This, dear reader, is the best drink ever. You'll often find it nestled between the lettuce and green peppers in the fresh produce section of your local grocery store. If you ever get a chance to sip this drink, DO IT. Full of natural and organic ingredients, this refreshing juice will make you feel 25 years younger as soon as you gulp it. Seriously. As soon as I've had one, I feel an abundance of vitality, health, vigor, and an insatiable desire to run pointless laps around my yard, like I did back when I was 5. Please, Wise Markets, never stop stocking these on your shelves!
