I was half-asleep, having just woken up, and I was in the bathroom. After using the toilet, I began to reach for the toilet paper...and something told me that I should open my eyes a bit wider than the thin slits that they were.
As I looked more carefully at the toilet tissue roll, I was able to catch a small glimpse of a HUGE BUG that was hiding beneath the top layer of tissue. It was a massive stink bug, and he must have crawled in and wrapped himself up.
If I had continued to keep my sleepy eyes nearly closed, I would have surely wadded this guy up and had him too near my person. Goodness gracious, it would have been horrible!
