I love our bathroom wall clock.
Whereas other clocks are hung up on being exact, precise, and punctual, ours puts up a laid-back and easy-going attitude.
He's flexible, approximate, and not-to-be rushed. He offers suggestions, gentle reminders, and sometimes a mixed message.
This is why, right now, it appears to be both slightly before and slightly after 8 o'clock, all at the same time.
No wonder I'm always late!