When you have a newborn, everything in your environment becomes mysteriously DAMP.
There's a wet stain on the blanket. There's a small puddle on the floor. Nobody knows why the baby's left sock is wet. Dad's t-shirt suddenly becomes cold.
This leaks, that runs, another thing spills, something else dribbles.
It's a combination of accidental milk drops, accidental pee, accidental spit-up, and accidental runny poop.
It's splashed bath water, smeared Vaseline, spilled rubbing alcohol, and vitamin D liquid that is leaking from the syringe.
Life here in the Goddard Household is...humid.
And I wouldn't trade it for the world.